In the span of a little less than ten minutes, Kay had stolen a carriage, kidnapped a princess, and fought off a group of deadly assassins. All in all, it was a very interesting first date.
The first official KBnevka fic!!!! I’m dead sibling crackship trash, you guys. Join me in the pit.
Tarvek: I can say that Anevka likes you. I can say from the way she looks at you.
KB: Okay, how does she look at me?
Tarvek: Like you’re a sexy little rubiks cube. She can’t really figure you out but you know she’s having a lot of fun trying.
Agatha: Ah, good, finally some downtime.
Zeetha: I know, let’s relax a little. Take a nice bath!
Agatha: What, no, I’m going to work on addressing all the various mad science issues we’ve been trying to fix for several books now. I actually have the time to do it! Maybe we can finally have progress!
Zeetha: In what, a year real time?
Agatha: Don’t ruin this for me!
“They were the worst of the worst – the Heterodyne’s hand-picked warriors. His bloodiest marauders, who rode with him for the sheer joy of the slaughter. They were the ones given the jägerdraught. That’s what all the stories say.”
“They took it freely. That’s in all the stories, too.”
Girl Genius characters as Disney Channel Original Movie protagonists
Agatha: it’s just the Princess Diaries but with one of those fake vaguely Eastern European monarchies Hollywood likes so much (communism what communism?) instead of a very obvious Monaco expy.
Zeetha: you know that sub plot in the Eloise movie (does anyone know what I’m talking about) about the Japanese prince showing up at the Plaza and the staff only realize they got the info packet on the dad instead of the ten year old they’re actually looking for two hours after Eloise has stolen him away to do normal kid stuff in New York? That, with Zeetha as the Princess & Gil/Agatha/both as Eloise, except Zeetha instigates the whole thing.
Gil: genderbent Princess Protection Program; he’s Selina Gomez and Tarvek is Demi Levato. All the royalty costumes still look like they were bought at the prom store in the local mall but it’s like, the nice mall in the rich neighborhood.
Tarvek: one of those “rich kid suddenly forced to live out vastly different life style because of the evacuation of London during the blitz an exchange program gone wrong” stories where the ending is about how sometimes you have to leave your birth family behind and make a new one in order to be happy.
That’s all I got, please add your own if you think of one. I feel bad for not coming up with a Violetta one but it’s been two days since I came up with this post and I don’t care enough to put more effort into it.
Violetta is definitely one of those ones where there’s a legitimate crime or conspiracy that, for some reason, has to be solved by strangely competent children instead of any authorities. Featuring an improbably satisfying balance of school drama and high concept action scenes. Get a Clue but with + 5 spy aesthetic. Tarvek is the tagalong relative, Zeetha is the devoted BFF, Agatha is the improbably cool friend, other cousins are minor antagonists who get redeemed at the end. Seffie is involved in both jockeying for social superiority at school and actual crime and somehow turns face on both at the same time by pushing Martellus into a mansion’s swimming pool at a critical moment five minutes before the credits.
I’ll also submit Colette as basically the Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century franchise but with her dad’s souped up Paris instead of a space station.
YES THANK YOU that’s so perfect for Violetta.
Colette as a hybrid of Zenon and Smart House is something I can GET behind.
tarvek is literally just TP!Zelda but in menswear
I WENT THROUGH LIKE 12 FUCKING DESIGNS COMING UP WITH AN AGATHA
two parts TP!Link one part Klaus’s fairy tale storm king self insert
listen. if you’ve played the game u know what this is.
i made agatha human earlier because my girl needs agency
Concept: Zelda au, twilight princess fusion, Gil is Link, Tarvek is Zelda, Agatha is Midna
Further elaborated: Gil is the destined hero from Goatsville in bumfuck nowhere county who gets turned into a wolf as a magical defense mechanism, Tarvek is the beautiful princess who sits in a tower, dramatically sacrifices his physical form to help Agatha, and then does nothing until the final boss battle, and Agatha is the monarch of the shadow realm of existence who got dethroned and cursed into chibi imp form by some fucker working for the Big Bad and is now working on saving her subjects (who all got turned into monsters) & kicking ass
Gil & Agatha end up in this weird dynamic where Agatha needs to be in imp form to for Gil be human and Gil needs to be a wolf for her to be in her true form
Now that damsel in distress Tarvek is official canon this is suddenly topical so I’m bringing it back
Cheloneuniverse 