camelliamiddlemist:

i imagined klaus would have sigils put on the children’s uniform (because they sign everything,and because gil looked cute as a baby)

von pinn/otilia: herr baron do you think this is necessary

klaus: absolutely

klaus: i’m not going to tell anyone he’s mine (my son)klaus: but i’m going to put my sigil all over him so people know he’s still MINE (protected)klaus: …to be clear i’d better put it all over all the other children as well klaus: and on my ship klaus: and on europa klaus: i wonder if I can carve a winged castle into a mountain. I bet I could do it with lasers I bet it would piss off the extended Storm Knight factions who live in those mountains; holy shit this is the best idea. i’m gonna-Boris: Herr Baron please there’s paperwork

brawltogethernow:

Castle Wulfenbach student: (making fun of Tarvek’s hair) You look like tomato soup!
8-year-old Tarvek: I’m royal soup.

21-year-old Tarvek: And I still regret that comeback to this day.

dirigibird:

@girlgeniusevents gg event week day 3: clank

agatha makes a new friend.

(transformers totally count as clanks, right?)

asukaskerian:

zjtimekeeper:

That feel when you wake up dead.

o_o … whoa. WHOA. nice anatomy and nice idea.
(also ahh he looks so young i thought he was gil for a second oh no klaus bb. oh no klaus brothers. sob.)

camthewizard:

“As a group of neutral monks, we must disapprove of punching someone in our halls, but as individuals we say he totally deserved it”

randomly-random-jen:

Translation: I have to go kill someone, and if you find out who, you’ll try to stop me then I’ll have to kill you, too, and I really don’t want to have to do that because you’re kind of like family.

Alternately: This is going to get messy, and I care enough about you to not get you caught in the middle.

Translation: Please don’t leave me alone.

This page is everything I ever wanted. It’s like my exact headcanon for this situation. These two are going to kill me.

What if Klaus DIDNT use the Take 5 bomb, and freeze Mechanicsburg in time?

asukaskerian:

Gil is asleep when his father burns Mechanicsburg and his Heterodyne and its Knights of Jove and its thousands of conspiracies and monsters to the ground. He won’t wake up for five days.

He won’t believe it for seven.

–

The top of Mechanicsburg burns – the houses, the shops, the Great Hospital, every single stone aboveground. It burns actinic blue for days on end. The only survivors are in the tunnels.

They go a lot deeper, a lot farther than anyone may have thought.

–

When she’s twenty-six Agatha kills Klaus herself, using her own original body as bait. (Nothing else would have worked.) Her cloned body works fine, if a bit stiffly, and she has to restart her warrior training from square zero. But she won.

There is no Europa left.

tanoraqui:

Having just arrived in Skifander…

Zantabraxus: Who are you?

Klaus: (realizing he just got played by Lucrezia) *mumbling* Apparently, I’m a chump.

Zantabraxus: Where do you hail from, Chump?

tflatte:

extrememailmen:

at first i was like ‘rpf is canon in girl genius right’ and then i was like ‘does this or does this not count as shitposting’

I think my favorite part of this is the implication that fanfiction terminology in the GGverse has advanced far enough to reach “lemon” but not far enough to grow out of it.

constancecomment:

Prince Aaronev: Now stop fighting and help me do this crossword. I need a six letter word for disappointment.

Anevka: Tarvek.

Tarvek:

Aaronev: It fits.