incorrectnaruto-quotes:

Temari: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Naruto: What if it bites me and it dies?

Kankuro: That means you’re poisonous. Fuck’s sakes, learn to listen.

Shikamaru: What if it bites itself and I die?

Temari: It’s voodoo.

Kankuro: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Gaara: That’s correlation, not causation.

Naruto, *grinning*: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Kankuro: No-

Shikamaru: That’s kinky.

Gaara: What?

Kankuro: Oh my god-