
Best use of marketing at my school
the bible but its retold in memes
“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said
“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear
HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes
“This bitch sentient. YEET”
Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine
“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”
hello here is my Very Good Terminator AU Fanfiction featuring my OC, the android C0K-69, also known as “The Contraceptor”
I would absolutely watch a small series on this. Like a made for TV mini movie or something.

There’s a statue in Poland that turns into Darth Vader when it snows.
The statue is actually a dedication to the town’s founder, Jakub Wejher, who died in a mining accident almost 400 years ago.
you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was
one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days
the last picture i cANT BREATHE
sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible
her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again
An actual title I just saw: A Windsor photographer was shooting a romantic couple when three Medieval warriors photobombed the set
which dragon age is this from
the first one you can tell by the fact that theres a dog