
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
Scientist should say something else
This guy needs a raise
scientists know what they’re doing

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
Scientist should say something else
This guy needs a raise
scientists know what they’re doing
You asked for this!
Barbarian
Bard
Cleric
Druid
Fighter
Monk
Paladin
I know this is kind of cheating, but it was too perfect…
Ranger
Rogue
Wizard
I wasn’t sure what to do for Warlock or Sorcerer
Halp

A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.
“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.
THIS GIRL SLAYS!
My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”
Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”
My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

SUBTITLED • Always check the number before sending a dick pic. Or, better yet, don’t send dick pics to people you don’t really know.
I have a new hero.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This woman deserves a medal.
We all struggle to be a good boy sometimes.