“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me – you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.
whoa I want me the supporting villain angry about kids being forced to fight them bc the Adults refuse to gear up themselves yesss
Please??
The injured child is trying to be brave, he doesn’t know if he’ll fall if he tries to stand so he stays on the ground. The villain picks them up, continuing to praise them for doing what they thought was right, standing up against impossible odds. They get the kid medical attention and get them all cleaned up from the fight, then carries them to a place filled with kids happily playing together.
“Your gods can have you back when they stop sending kids to their death.” The villain tells them. “Now get some rest, you need to heal.”
Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard
Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything
Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.
The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations
I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.
Really Great Fake Reality Show Idea: Paranormal Marriage Court.
A husband divorcing his literal witch of a wife because he found out she used a love spell, which violates not only the sanctity of marriage but also free will.
A women dies in a car crash on the way to her honeymoon, and comes back as a ghost. The state says her and her wife’s marriage is no longer valid because it’s “til death do us part”, and they have to fight for inter-planal marriage rights. Ugh. THIS AGAIN.
Maybe this one is, like, just regular divorce but also they’re werewolves or something?
Date a girl who is an Old God of the forest, whose antlers are coated in moss, whose hooves blend in with the forest floor, who calls the trees to her side as she sings
“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me – you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.
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