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ASL in the car with DanDan

ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

DanDan: We have food at home.

ASL: I fucking hate this family.

ASL in the car with Garp

ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Garp: *Pulls in*

ASL: *Cheering*

Garp: One large black coffee please.

ASL in the car with Shanks

ASL: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

Shanks: McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!

purghhappenings:

Zoro: Id like to not only thank God-

Law: but Jesus-

Robin: and Dragon his actual father.

Nami: Can’t forget about Shanks.

Usopp: His grandpa kinda kept him alive.

Franky: Mountain bandits.

Chopper: His brothers Ace and Sabo!

Brook: Jimbei and Ivan as well.

Sanji: Collectively all of us.

Luffy: EVERYONE! Thank you.

Zoro, Law, Robin, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, Brook, Franky: *crying separately and tackling him into a hug* Happy birthday Captain Luffy!