(on the phone) clint: uh… cap? barney: guess what. clint: *shook* barney. barney: no, dumbass, you say “chicken-butt”. only been doin’ this since you was six-
dont ask people this question. It’s just… not right. youre asking someone to relieve you of your guilt.
she is a jewish romani woman turned into a christian nazi volunteer. her actress has repeatedly used a slur to describe her. make of that what you will.
peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”
tony: well, can’t you?
peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —
I think that they work very well in their respective continuities, but neither really work in the main comics continuity. Artemis is particularly otherwise occupied.
While I am fond of Johnny Storm and Fire is part of one my favorite duos, I’m going to have to give this to Shiro. Heaven help me, I’ve got a soft place for huge jerks with good hearts. (Though I prefer them in a fictional context.)
Case in point, and special mention here, childhood favorite Wheeler.
ok not to post a whole ass thinkpiece but. marvel is really obviously behind the times with having tony stark be the “heart” of the avengers because his kind of “fuck it, i’ll do what i want” style of masculinity is just. outdated at this point. like i definitely think as a culture in 2008 we were more open to reading that as fun and endearing, but over the past 10 years (and the last 2 or 3 in particular) that douchey-but-in-a-cool-way masculinity has really started to show itself as toxic in so many ways….
anyway. i think that if marvel let their writers have time to get closer with characters and somehow incentivized good storytelling we probably would have seen tony either a) pass the torch of true leadership to another avenger a while ago or b) grow more as a character and become a different kind of leader himself
tldr my hypothesis is that tony stark is becoming unpopular and stale not only because marvel films have less than stellar character dev, but because his kind of “rich douche who does whatever he wants with style” masculinity has ceased to be charming in our cultural climate
#and tchalla and peter’s kindness is the new heart of the marvel universe
^^^^^^^^^^^
Thor’s too. Thor’s immediate gentleness, willingness to learn, his open hearted way of loving, his big arms
On a straightforward level, Mary Marvel, but in kind of a weird way, Superboy Prime? Mostly just because they’re both nostalgic for a certain era of comics and are also unbeatable. (Or close to it.)
Admittedly, Squirrel Girl took those feelings of nostalgia and used them in a more constructive way than Prime did.