Not feeling too patriotic this year, but I’m game to celebrate Steve’s 100th. Saw my old July 4th/Steve b’day doodle making the rounds again [link], and thought it would be funny if Bucky were the origin of the joke.
I know this is MCU but damn if it doesn’t work for 616, so it’s 200% adorable
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Do normal people eat this much food? I’m gonna watch Howard next time we’re in the canteen, surely he eats the normal amount of food.
Dear Bucky, I hope the war is going well. Approximately how much do you poop in a week? Asking for a friend.
If I can pull the door off a taxicab and normal people cannot, should it be assumed that I am running much faster than a person can run? I should have taken notes on average land speeds when I was in boot camp.
For Science: how much peanut butter is too much peanut butter?
Should my skin be THIS smooth?
Oh no, a beard, this is worrying
How loud am I breathing? Too loud? Was I this loud before and I just couldn’t hear it?
Things I Cannot Ask Anyone: where did my body hair go?
Still discovering new colors and trying to figure out which ones they are: the Steve Rogers Story
A sequel: When did I last sleep and is that normal?
I’m Not Allergic To Cheese Anymore: The Thrilling Conclusion
Should that have broken a bone? Should I pretend to have broken a bone?
So this is what having a butt feels like
Are my eyebrows growing faster than they did before?
San Jose City Councilman Lan Diep sworn into office
Occupy protester Andy Yung Wai-yib
Vishavjit Singh the Sikh Captain America and Falcon Cap
Stephen Colbert with the shield given to him after the ‘death’ of Cap in the comics
Cap sign at the Women’s March on Washington
DAPL protester with Cap Shield
Vet protesting Republican shut down of government in US dressed as Cap
Woman with shield at Woman’s March on Washington
Captain America would most definitely be Republican, go ahead and take this headcanon from my COLD DEAD HANDS.
Son, what makes you think Captain America would be a REPUBLICAN? First off, he’s the son of Irish Immigrants, which in his day were maligned and discriminated against , secondly,he’s an artistwho grew up poor and near one of New York’s gay communities, he also grew up disabled in an era where Eugenics was on the rise and people would have berated him for being a burden on society, he grew up during the rise of socialism in the US. so he’s a backer of the New Deal, Social Security and Unions, help for the poor and the working class. He had the first intregrated unit in the Army (in the comics and the mcu) and in the MCU had a woman as his superior officer. And in the movies his best friends and allies are THE FALCON and THE BLACK WIDOW.
In real life Steve Rogers was created by two young Jewish men who had Cap punch Hitler in the face on the cover of Cap’s first comic book when the US didn’t want to enter the War. That’s a political statement of intent that rings true today.
Damn right Cap would never be a Republican, not when the leader of their party the Orange Imbecile is giving aid to foreign enemies and spewing white supermacist hate. Notice how ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE ABOVE POST ARE NOT REPUBLICANS.
I’ve been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere – even in the Army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals. And I’m happy to say for the most part, they haven’t let me down. Which is why I can’t let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but – maybe they shouldn’t.
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