scratchmann:

scratchmann:

dang. u cut tomura’s thumbs off and the mans done for. wild

snip snip son ur quirkless *me coming at him w hedge clippers*

Midoriya: So you really believe me, Todoroki-kun?
Todoroki: Midoriya, you are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet. I’d believe you if you said talking cartoon birds did your hair this morning.

ijessbest:

Thank you for this. Now I want to think that they would be work buddies

uncontinuous:

AU where Midoriya Hisashi is actually Todoroki Enji’s/Endeavour’s brother who:

• took the first chance he got to

  get the fuck out of the hell that is the Todoroki household because he was Enji’s first victim

• goes to great lengths to make sure he looks as different from Enji as possible despite their obviously similar features
• took his wife’s name when he got married because he’s ashamed of being a Todoroki
• has been trying to get Rei and the kids away from Enji from the day he found out Enji got married because he knew exactly what Enji would do

• works with law enforcement and is on a special international team dealing with human trafficking
• has a restraining order against Enji worked into his contract
• has made sure that this order also covers his immediate family: Inko and Izuku
• despite that has gone to multiple lengths to make sure Enji never finds out that:
• Hisashi got married
• Hisashi has a kid
• is actually responsible for whatever medical attention Touya got before Touya poofed off to (probably go become a villain)
• is probably the one who sends Rei flowers (even though Rei mistakes him for Enji) because he’s apologetic about not saving her and her children from Enji sooner
• would’ve actually done something about Enji sooner but the fucking government and the Todoroki name is protecting him

#listen i’m really invested in this au and i have ideas

#in his efforts to be as dissimilar from his abusive weasel of a brother as possible

#hisashi has made some fun decisions

#like he’s lanky instead of beefy

#and he’s grown his hair out really long

#but he’s also hella scarred

#from work

#but also mostly because of his quirk backfiring like it does in the todoroki genetics

#also he really dislikes quirks in general because he got the shitty end of the deal

#like fire breathing + no actual internal evolution to deal with it? =  fucked up voice-box respiratory and digestion system

#he may have celebrated when he found out that izuku was quirkless

#because that meant he was spared the todoroki curse

#but also if enji ever found out about izuku izuku would still be safe from enji

#after all enji wouldn’t have use for someone quirkless (via uncontinous)

News: It is with heavy hearts that we report that the Number 1 Hero Endeavour seems to have died while fighting a villain
Izuku: I’m going to go slap Todoroki real hard real quick, so that he looks sad enough for the cameras.