i didn’t make near enough pins, did i?
i decided to take advantage of the long weekend and bring you more of this dumbass au. the next few weeks are gonna be a bit busy for me but maybe i’ll be able to throw one more in.
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Zoro: Come on sir, the math thing isn’t the problem. This gloomy islands keeping you and Red hair apart. You just need to bone.
Perona: *chuckles nervously*
Mihawk: What did you say?
Perona: dont say it again.
Zoro: I said you two need to bone.
Perona: *whimpers*
Mihawk slowly raising his voice: How… dare you, Roronoa Zoro. I am your mentor!
Mihawk storms off and five minutes later emerges from his room: BONE!
Ten minutes after that Mihawk: What happens in my bedroom is none of your business.
Twenty minutes later: BONE!!?
Forty minutes later Mihawk calmly says: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
Marco: do you really wanna know how i hurt my wrist?
Thatch: Yes.
Marco: I was hula hooping. Ace and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
Thatch: Oh my god.
Marco: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doopsie.
Thatch: why are you telling me this?
Marco: because nobody will ever believe you.
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