purghhappenings:

Marine: Monkey D. Luffy please report to Vice Admiral Garps office.

Coby: Oh no what did you do?

Luffy: Hard to say at this point.

*explosion in the background*

Luffy: Could be something to do with the explosives i set on Akainus ship.

Ace over the intercom: Fuckin sick Loof!

Luffy: AYYYYY

Sabo across the yard: AYYYYY

Ace over the intercom: AYYYYYY

Coby: Oh no.

purghhappenings:

Garp: My work here is done!

Ace: But you didn’t even do anything!

Garp dropping Luffy off: also here’s a brother cousin kid thing.

Ace: SHITTY GRANDPA

Garp just disappears for ten years and comes back to see Ace and Luffy and Sabo is there: oh you’ve spawned.

Garp proceeds to beat them: My work here is done!

ASL: YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING!

nicefandom:

“By the way, Ace, which one of us do you think is the bigger brother? Two big brothers and one small brother. It’s odd, but… Our brotherhood is my treasure. Luffy is still a weak cry baby, but… He is our little brother, so take care of him!