quixxotique:

I know people are fond of Alpha Dave being the one to have a Pepe Silvia like chart about how Betty Crocker is actually a fish alien but…

A!Rose, hasn’t slept in 3 days, definitely drunk with her entire living room tangled in yarn and pictures: She’s an alien, Dave, and I finally have all your so-called proof

A!Dave, who showed up ready with a night light for after he beta reads one of her novellas: Uh. Yeah.

A!Rose: The Batterwitch, Dave. It’s all real. It’s all fucking re- where are you attempting to go?

A!Dave, backing out of the room and promptly tripping over yet another piece of yarn: !!!