professorsparklepants:

A list of real quotes that Agatha Heterodyne, erstwhile Lady of Mechanicsburg and owner of Europe’s Most Haunted Castle, has posted on twitter

[when asked about a rumored Heterodyne Boys biopic] I want Sebastian Stan to play my dad!

Bram Stoker owes me royalties

I just want to go one week without discovering some long-lost late medieval artefact under a couch. Is this so much to ask.

Victor Frankenstein was a punk bitch

I was just asked if I wanted demonic imagery on my stationary. My life is very strange.

What’s the point of living in a haunted castle town if I can’t put pumpkins in the decorating budget. All my employees are fired.

Bird feeders are OUT. Fruit bats are IN.

God I’m so glad my aristocratic family was already famous for being eccentric and I’m still allowed to swear on social media

When they make a Disney channel original movie based on my life I hope they don’t hire someone skinny. Blugh

“I visited a snail farm today” is not a sentence I would have said five years ago but here we are

Shout-out this mother’s day to everyone ELSE who hates their evil mom

incorrectgirlgeniusquotes:

Martellus: This is a white flag. I suggest you wave it.

Agatha: The only thing I’m gonna be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!!

Martellus: …Good lord.

dirigibird:

@girlgeniusevents gg event week day 6: Heterodyne

agatha and the family legacy(s)

brawltogethernow:

…Doodles happen when I don’t want to write an entire fic to justify one line.

bethany-sensei:

*shows up a day late with a silly costume party doodle*

Yes, I did dress Agatha up as Squirrel Girl. And you can’t really see Gil’s costume, but he’s Indiana Jones. Because reasons.

Girl Genius Thing of the Day #3

ciiriianan:

brawltogethernow:

Shopkeep, your priorities…

I mean, Van shares them…

Top 10 Agatha Outfits

professorsparklepants:

1. Definitely a non-suspicious tourist

Honestly, this dress is my favorite. The colors + the sleeves + the small frilly details on an otherwise plain and practical dress. Very Agatha.

2. not bad for an angel costume made of scraps from the lord & taylor dumpster

Honestly this thing is beautiful from every angle, accessories included. I really don’t like the extra belts, but you can’t have ‘em all.

3. Fur and Ferrets

LOOK AT THE DETAILS ON THIS I’m so upset she only wore it for like 2 panels. I’m including the coat, since it’s half the outfit.

4. default skin

CLASSIC AGATHA, comes with coat for limited time! Colors not included because my the time she gets a colored panel with this outfit she’s lost the hat, and I love that little thing. Also, we all know this one. Green tweed, yellow shirt, gold piping on the coat. Her hat probably matches the tweed. SO CUTE.

5. Sturmvoraus F/W 1892

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, this looks way better in person than on the signal.

6. Plaid Piping

This is like, the only alternate outfit Agatha gets during the circus arc, and I really love it! It’s the first time Phil put her in a darker color scheme and it works well.

7. Time to meet with foreign dignitaries

A lot like #1, with the sleeves and the small frills. I’ve said it before, but I do love how Phil makes corsets as outerwear look like the feminine equivalent of a waistcoat.

8. I’ve been workin’ on the railroad.

I didn’t like this one at first, but it’s grown on me. I do love that it’s a newer corset shape that doesn’t totally cover the bust.

9. If I’m going to stalk the underground I need real pants

I’m still 50/50 on Agatha in orange, and I really don’t like how her hips look in these pants, but the brown details on the shirt and the collar look great, and the silhouette is nice.

10. WHO HAS DEACTIVATED MY BEAUTIFUL FROGS?!

I don’t have an excuse I’m just really gay.

ciiriianan:

professorsparklepants:

@lizasweetling: hey, yo, you said like you were sad that Agatha’s outfit with the hat wasn’t in color, so I colored and it turned out good so here you gooooo-

HAT

Gorgeous.

Idiots, as being overly enthusiastic about it? Because in a ‘verse where they grow up together, Klaus and Barry would see Gil and Agatha as the ideal spouse for each other. And now, I have an image of little Gil, Van and Agatha running around and getting into mischief.

ciiriianan:

Oh, yes, they got into so much mischief! Van tried to keep them under control, but they were just so much fun.

But Klaus and Barry don’t see Gil and Agatha as ideal spouses for each other because

a) Barry is still in love with Klaus

b) Klaus is constantly terrified that one of the times Agatha got kidnapped by the Geisterdamen, they succeeded in doing … whatever Lucrezia wanted.

and c) They are missing out on two possible political marriages that might bring in new allies.

But that you for making me think about why!

mzminola:

I need an AU where Adam & Lilith realize early on that Dr. Beetle intends to try and use Agatha to control Lucrezia’s creations, and high-tail it for Paris on the grounds of it being so chaotic and artsy she’s just one madgirl needle in a haystack made out of science.

Something happening to her locket so she finishes breaking through goes without saying. Then she’s just one of many sparky students running amok in Paris, so her and Gil and Tarvek are all having silly teenage mad scientist adventures in the same city at the same time.

Like, I want Agatha Clay to have a reputation as a probably-good definitely-heroic powerful baby spark for years before she or anyone else ever knows she’s the Heterodyne.