femme-fatigue:

Well, I try to write you poems, 

but the words they don’t make sense.

My hand tries to grip the pencil, 

but the fingers are too tense.

                                                                                      And I try to show emotion,

                                                                              but my eyes won’t seem to wet.

                                                                               And I’d love to tell you stories, 

                                                                  but I can’t remember how they went.

owliminati:

“Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

Quick sketches of Lucretia from The Adventure Zone! She is my favorite character from the podcast (probably one of my most favorite fictional characters in general), so I really wanted to draw her for a long time now. ❤

whynotfabulous:

meradorm:

I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her

After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot

And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to

But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”

Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.

Magnus: “Your WHAT???”

Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*

Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”

Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

can you imagine an au where taako actually mentions the static from his memories in the eleventh hour to angus, which leads to angus asking taako if he feels like he’s missing something. angus ends up busting the whole second voidfish situation months in advance because that’s literally how he found the bureau in the first place lucretia what were you thinking

literally any member of the thb: hey remember all that static from the temporal chalice? that was weird lol

angusthe what