grifalinas:

I just realized why Ashido and Kaminari are fighting Nezu

Because their main problem is not really taking things seriously, and Nezu just sort of… you CAN’T take him seriously, or you can but it’s hard, because he’s a small dog-rat-bear thing with a kind voice and a friendly face who wears sneakers with his suit, but he’s also a pro hero and the principal, and he has that scar over his eye so he’s GOT to be pretty op, and they’re gonna go in thinking “this’ll be easy!” and get utterly demolished

grifalinas:

Reasons why Ururaka Ochaco is perfect (an incomplete list):

  • Super cool gravity powers
  • Infinity girl!
  • Knows her own limits and works hard to push them farther
  • Takes setbacks and failures as encouragement to improve, even when she’s upset
  • Wants to be a hero so she can take care of her family
  • Is very open about her seemingly less than noble motives, ie, being “in it for the money”
  • Overwhelmingly positive and upbeat
  • Tries not to get bogged down in one way of thinking, and purposely takes opportunities outside her comfort zone and strengths in order to overcome weaknesses and learn new perspectives
  • A team player
  • Smart is heck
  • Tried to give Midoriya some of her battle points after the exam in return for him saving her
  • Apologized for using her quirk on him without permission outside the exam
  • Has cute little kitty-cat paw-pads on her fingers
  • Seriously she’s just The Best™
  • I love her
  • That’s all, thanks for coming to my TED talk

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

You know, with the way fire boy acted in that first arc, I kinda expected his backstory to be something about how he felt he needed to prove he was as strong to someone who was maybe always looking down on him, or something at least reasonable… and I was pissed beyond reason when his ‘tragic backstory’ turned out to be that he bullied Midoriya for being the only person who wasn’t lining up to suck his ego’s dick. Like his anger at Midoriya literally resulted from Midoriya offering to help him because he might have been hurt. Literally it! “How dare you care about me!”

Pathetic.

I would be three thousand percent more on board with fire boy if his backstory wasn’t so goddamn FUCKING PATHETIC

His ENTIRE BACKSTORY is “I hate Deku because he won’t learn his place, which is beneath me”. He doesn’t even get a single sympathetic moment of “I have to prove myself”, no, it’s “everyone said I was amazing, even Deku, but he still cared enough to check on me, so I hate” BUILD A GODDMAN BRIDGE AND GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN LITTLE PRICK

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

“What a situation. We are injured and cannot fight.”

Even if a fic hadn’t spoiled me for the ending, that would be the dead giveaway that the villain was a fake… we already know damn well that Aizawa wouldn’t consider petty little things like broken bones enough to stop him protecting his students.

Seriously, Aizawa, you’re not selling this at all. One look at you and all of them would know there’s no real danger! “Oh there’s Mr. Aizawa just standing there and not helping us deal with this villain attacking us” yeah right.

Oh I see that was what he probably wanted. “If I just stand here and don’t react like they’re in danger maybe they’ll realize they aren’t in danger.”

teabeakay:

reyroace:

reyroace:

humandisastersquad:

kickin-jeans:

toast-potent:

tilthat:

TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex, unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.

via reddit.com

how are they even alive

eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place. koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs

#I WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are so picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)

oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is starvation, because

1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc everyone’s doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die

2) idiots can’t die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker’s lung from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their organs like khaki black. like some fuckin dark!steve irwin costume well better piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let em

by the way i never elaborated on “koalas sit in trees all day screaming” but heres a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound like 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmeBQVQIsTU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

I was once woken up while camping (under a shitty hutchee in a fuckin bog) by goddamn SCREAMING NOISES and I no joke thought it was feral pigs but no, the next morning I found out it was probably koalas mating