jam-art:

sasunaruhina kids upon several requests

catch up: narusasu and naruhina is happening and sasuhina are best friends. naruto and hinata are trans. you now know everything you need to. we are starting a more healthy poly campaign

tookayo (9) and sachiyo are dizygotic twin sisters, biologically the daughters of naruto and hinata. tookayo is, despite her good home and family, an aggressive kid, but after naruto heard she bullied one of her classmates he sat down with her and they had a very long talk. she regretted what she did and apologized and since then she gets to train with someone every afternoon to use up her surplus energy.

sachiyo is a very chill kid who likes to chew bubblegums and lives a balanced life. she has reached nirvana by the age of 2 apparently. she claims she can talk with foxes and no one knows if thats actually a possible side effect of the kyuubi’s chakra or shes just fucking with them. he is kuramas favorite though

susumu (7) is biologically the son of naruto and sasuke, nicknamed suu because he can’t breathe fire only smoke. which is also awesome. if my non-existent japanese knowledge is faltering correct me. susumu gained his sharingan while hitch hiking with his best friend who fell down and got injured but she is okay now. susumu doesn’t talk and he is much shorter than his sisters. so very tiny. thank you for your attention

jam-art:

clears throat. sasunaruhina

heres a not so well known ot3 of mine

so theres a biologically narusasu kid and two biologically naruhina twin sisters (if kishimoto thought i’d forget how he accidentally confirmed trans naruto and hinata hes dead wrong,) but no ones keeping tabs tbh its just that they have the sharingan and the byakugan or at least some watered down version of it (and whisker marks) so its p obvious but as i said everyone is everyones kid and sibling

hinata is reforming the hyuuga clan + has a genin team w sasuke that practically lives w the family, and naruto and sasuke are reforming the System w the help of sakura, who, before anyone asks, married ino

++while naruto is romantically involved with both of them, sasuhina are mostly friends/queerplatonic

+++yes, the pasta necklaces are made by the kids

irlsasori:

No but the fucking spinoff for naruto ruined my fucking wife and spirit animal wtF. I AM SO SAD OMG THIS ISNT OKAY. Like srsly tho this is really really ooc for them, they r sweet kind ppl that learn from others and their mistakes and from the mistreatment towards them i can’t even. FUCK IM SO DEPRESSED RN U HAVE NO IDEA. WHy the fUCk kishi i just wanna be able to enjoy my characters srsly i think I might cry. WHY MAKE THEM BAD PPL KISHI. NARUTO WOULD NEVER BE A BAD FATHER AND HINATA SURE AS HELL WOULD NEVER MAKE H BE ONE. WHAT THE HELL HAPPED TO ‘KIND LIKE MY MOTHER, STRONG LIKE MY FATHER’ HUH. WHAT HAPPEND TO MAKING THE WORLD JUST AND RIGHT.

whitmerule:

bransrath:

dduane:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

Exquisite.

@crownedpatriot

Idk, starting to sound like a pretty good system aorund now.

Mrs. Earwig was popular among the younger witches, because if you did witchcraft her way, you could wear so much jewelry that you could barely walk.  Granny Weatherwax wasn’t popular with anyone much–

–except when they needed her.  When Death was standing by the cradle or the axe slipped in the woods and blood was soaking into the moss, you sent someone hurrying to the cold, gnarly little cottage in the clearing.  When all hope was gone, you called for Granny Weatherwax, because she was the best.

And she always came.  Always. But popular?  No.  Need is not the same as like.  Granny Weatherwax was for when things were serious.

Terry Pratchett, “Wintersmith” (via noirandcandycorn)

snapslikethis:

raov:

snapslikethis:

snapslikethis:

like guys how big is even a cupboard under the stairs?

did harry even have a proper bed or was it like a camping cot?

and was he even able to fully stretch out when he slept?

did they still keep cleaning stuff in there?

like harry james potter i love you ok

And also:
Like at what age was he put into the broom cupboard?
And when did they put the lock on?
I don’t fucking understand.
Cupboard sounds all nice but, you know,
He lived in a fucking closet.
With a lock on it.

He wore clothes three sizes too big and held up his trousers with a string.

Everything he owns at age eleven, including his new school things and excluding Hedwig, fits neatly one trunk.

The only effort made specifically for his care (not leftover from Dudley) were his glasses, which were left is constant disrepair.

He was deliberately fed less than the rest of the family, and was quite “small for his age” (malnourished).

His birthday and Christmas ‘presents’ were worthless items like a clothes hanger or one used adult-sized sock, only given to him so the adults could tell themselves they were not cruel. (We gave him a present! We’ve done our job!)

At night he was locked in a tiny, bug infested space in a house that had four bedrooms and a sofa.

Harry Potter was a victim of child abuse.  When people accuse him of being “emo” I’m like, “He’s probably clinically depressed, you dumbnuts!”  Even without all the angst during the Hogwarts years, Harry could very well develop Complex-PTSD once you include that.

yes this is what i’ve been thinking about all morning.

live i’ve spoken about the dursley’s treatment of him before so i won’t reiterate all that but

the abuse against him was trifold..

he was neglected-a form of child abuse.

he was emotionally abused-a form of child abuse.

he was physically assaulted-a form of child abuse.

anyone who says a word against harry’s emotional state can kiss it b/c no. he endured more in eleven years that most people have to deal with in the entirety of their lives.

and this is before the really, truly horrifying things happen. or at least, other things happen to him that are so horrific that it makes his abusive, tormenting childhood seem like nothing, so his childhood gets little to no airplay.

but these are his formative years, when his personality is being developed, when he’s learning how to act and how to be. and he overcame it, yes but it was just one more thing in a VERY LONG LIST of things he had to overcome.

HARRY JAMES POTTER ppl.

baby.