Johnkat story time:

emosighcrylaugh:

Sometimes john will pick up things that remind him of karkat and send them to him before he gets home, but theyre never right or just plain silly

and karkat wants to cry because its cute

John made Karkat a card

and karkat’s first response was to call him because:

“JOHN I DONT KNOW IF YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES BUT THESE ARE LOBSTERS NOT CRABS, THERE IS NOTHING VERY ‘CRABTIVATING’ ABOUT THEM”

“ But, you are my long crab

and the longest crab I know is a lobster

plus it was cute :)”

“WELL ITS GOING ON DISPLAY FOR EVERYONE TO RIDICULE AND I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN YOU OF YOUR POO BRAINED MISTAKE”

“Yeah, but I’m sure it made you smile, so I’ll take it.”

and Karkat just sighs because John is right

he loves the lobsters and how John scrawled “ You are so very crabtivating ♥” with the shittiest drawn crab in the corner

with a little message saying

“sorry I cant draw, but I love you very much so I tried!”

weird-at-last:

inside-us-only-stars:

frustrated-fridge:

IM DYING

NO

Strex Corp encourages its employees to cut grocery costs by hunting and killing your own meat. Tackle a cow in the wild. Capture a fish with your bare hands.

Strex.

Save Our Money, Save Your Life ™

toryarts:

oh god what year is it

mare-erythraeum:

hey karkat….

Here’s where I want to tell you that I drew a glowing sword, and he drew a sword made of fire. I want to tell you our mighty blades clashed above our heads as our elbows and faces met. I think it would be a really cool thing to say that I then pushed him back with a kick to the chest and swung my blade down upon him as he tried to deflect it with his own, my sword shattering his, causing him to burst open with white light and doves, and order returned for good to Night Vale. But what I’m going to tell you is: I don’t own a sword.

Cecil Palmer
Who’s a Good Boy Part 2 (via the-fandom-is-strong-with-her)

ucsunnydale:

#a hero that’s able to remain almost painfully human through it all #who fights and fights #and breaks herself over and over during the process #while most of her friends just stand there #always expecting #pushing #when really #sometimes she can’t patch everything up #sometimes she’s just human #and that makes me love her even more

birdloaf:

Well done, Tamika Flynn!

If you could press a button that would give you a great deal of money, but it would cause someone you don’t know in a distant part of the world to die, then you would have a good model for how our current economy works.

Cecil Palmer, Welcome to Night Vale episode 105: “What Happened at the Smithwick House” (via doctortreklock)

blairhumphrey:

#buffy summers isn’t having any of this patriarchy bullshit #not the ignorant pervy high school jocks or the misogynistic internet nerds #and definitely not the old men who try to control what she does with her powers #she’s gonna kick ass and she’s gonna do it in her pink frilly halter top #and no she does not give a shit if any of that makes a man uncomfortable or insecure #she’s too busy with the apocalypse to worry about your inferiority complex #the gloriousness of buffy summers :’) (via packageofgirlyevil)