fuckin 12 year old state alchemist what the actual fuck. i watched a 12 year old repeatedly slam his head against a wall at an amusement park because he thought it made a funny sound how the fuck is edward elric even a real human being
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.
Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON
I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.
Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day.
Some sketches from a vague lok au of bnha where Izuku is a non bender equalist who takes the revolution in hand when Stain (Amon) is outed to be a fraud water/blood bender, Ochako and Inasa are air monks, Todoroki is the avatar, son of a rich fire nation nobleman and a waterbender from the northen tribe and bakugou kiri and mina are,, pro benders i guess
i think the fact that feminist bakugou was so popular is really telling of how some people dont care if horikoshi can write male and female characters equally but instead just want to brag about their fave being objectively better than the other male characters
a very brief list of things to DEFINITELY consider
luffy discovers that law has more than a few silver hairs on his head (going gray early as a result of stress) and promptly ends up sitting on law’s shoulders and trying to find every single one. somewhere in this process luffy exclaims “you’re like an old man!” and law has to forcibly defend that he’s twenty-six, damn it, that’s not old (except for how it is, for law; he wasn’t supposed to live past thirteen to begin with, and certainly he didn’t expect to survive very long after reaching dressrosa)
law has alexithymia (that is, difficulty distinguishing between different emotions in himself as well as a hard time reading those of other people), which is part of the reason he’s so often baffled by luffy’s constant outpouring of affection
there is a snail with a small spotted hat sitting perpetually in the medbay of the thousand sunny, and a snail with the world’s tiniest straw hat in the captain’s quarters of law’s submarine
Cheloneuniverse 