professorsparklepants:

Honestly the faerie au is so full of drama I don’t even know where to begin

We’ve got, in chronological order:

• Lucrezia just straight up disappearing on her husband and kids
• Gil having to leave his family & the Undersea kingdom that he grew up in to go live with the grandmother he’s never met
• Kay falls in love with Anevka and then has to watch her get shot & fall into a magical sleep coma for 100 years
• he also has to tell Tarvek his mom is dead and his sister is in a magical sleep coma, while still covered in Anevka’s blood
• Bill and Barry die, Kay gets kidnapped, and Agatha gets driven out of Mechanicsburg & has to go into hiding for years
• Tarvek gets turned into a rose bush for like two decades and Gil & Agatha pine after him uselessly
• Gil has to sacrifice part of his identity by having the human blood burned out of him so he doesn’t fucking die from elfshot (which is fatal to humans & changelings)
• Kay’s mom cuts his legs off so she can use them for potion parts (they grow back)
• Larana has to fight her dad to the death