I’m LOLing over Doting Grandfather Saturnus Heterodyne kidnaping Gil to be Agatha’ boyfriend 😂. Please tell me more about this AU? What happened to the Boys?

asukaskerian:

idek maybe they’re still going around Doing Good with Klaus but when the lu wanna replace her daughter thing came out saturnus was like NOT MY GRANDKID YOU BITCH and yoinked the kids back to mechanicsburg. and bill was like… you know what… fair enough, they’re at least safe there (KLAUS BARRY LIVES) and i won’t break in to steal them back if we can hammer out visitation rights >_> they write each other a lot in between the last bill/lucreia explosion/makeouts and all the generalized Other thwarting.

(lu also writes them (come ON don’t you guys agree i totally deserve to rule the world and agatha darling you’re so stingy you’ve got this great body thanks to mommy in the first place UGH) but agatha burns them unless she wants a good eyeroll.)

agatha is mostly over the whole “dad and grandpa try to talk me into siding with them on Ethics and Being a Warring Butthead” thing. she’ll do her thing and whatever. KB keeps wringing his hands about it because he’s emotional and just wants his family to be proud of him. 😦