10 things I hate about you au where Agatha and/or Gil want to date Tarvek, who isn’t allowed to date until Anevka does, & they’re despairing because Anevka is “an unholy shark/preying mantis crossbreed that would probably eat anyone whose hands got too close to her mouth” and KB volunteers to ask her out without any prompting whatsoever and proceeds to shock and disturb them all by not only not dying but also ending up in a healthy and committed relationship, against all possible odds
This sounds entertaining, but considering personalities, can I suggest that Tarvek is the one to arrange for someone to ask Anevka out (with far greater ease than he expected)? I can only imagine Gil and Agatha responding to “Tarvek isn’t allowed to date” with some form of “try and stop me.”