blackshikamaru:

gaara: my father forced me to learn french because its seen as higher class so i had to stay inside with the tutors for large chunks of the day and thats why i have a pale complexion

naruto: thats neat i went to public school

gaara: i would appreciate it if you made more of an attempt to empathize with my experiences

naruto: i love you so much, babe. its just. have you ever been inside a public school?

gaara: ….. i watched glee?

naruto: one time i got halfway through eating a cafeteria muffin when i realized it was full of mold and then my homeroom teacher dared choji to eat it and he DID