I like to imagine I would be able to glide through SBURB unsullied by romantic drama but in reality I would die immediately because I have the physical capabilities of a dead slug.
Well, assuming you are one of the ones destined to be a player and not any of the random normal people, you would have been made from slime, which we have pretty much figured out just makes you a lot tougher then a normal person, so you’d likely be fine.
Hmm. I have a fantastic immune system, but I’m still about as tough as a wet noodle. Clearly I am slated to die in the meteor storm instead.