sasuke: see im not gonna call you a bitch but just know youre literally one of the stupidest and most obnoxious people i know
sakura: thank you sasuke. thank you sooo much for holding back what im sure is the overbearing desire to call me a bitch. thank you soooooo much for the self restraint and feminist attitude and all that fucking jazz to hold back from calling me a fucking bitch
sasuke: youre welcome
sakura: god i really cant stand you youre really just the posterchild for the boring overrated and wasted twink bitch
sasuke: WHY DO YOU GET TO SAY TWINK IF I CANT SAY BITCH
sakura: ITS NOT THE SAME
naruto: uhhh so is that a yes or a no to thai food tonight?
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