Hal gets adopted by whoever is Dirk’s goddad is GOD Hal feels so out of place because he doesn’t HAVE a deity as a parent and he tries talking to him but. He always assumed they don’t listen to him

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hal i dont think this is a fully coherent thought but, fucko, Vulcan praising dirk for his craftmanship on hal when he first gets made and then, later,, actually telling hal he’s proud of HIM, a,aaa