Law: Ah a virgin sacrifice for little old me?
Villager: He’s all yours. Now please, Demon, leave our homes alone.
Law: Well, I am feeling merciful-
Villager: I wasn’t talking to you.
Law: What?
Luffy tried to a pole: Okay, old man, I’ll leave with the mountain guy. *points at confused Demon Law with his foot* I like you!
Villager: *running back to the crowd* WE’RE FREE! HE ACCEPTED THE SACRIFICE! HE’S THAT GUY’S PROBLEM NOW!
Law suddenly filled with dread: What?