Smoker: So now we’re forced to work together. How ironic.
Law: No, that’s not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Zoro: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Tashigi, Tashigi kidnapped him.
Franky: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn’t shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve.
Luffy: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made out of iron.