mzminola:

I feel like, for maximum shenanigans, in the verse where Gil is a transman and Tarvek is a ciswoman and Zola is trying to Compromise Gil somehow, there’s like this one week where Gil Holzfäller,

University Student & Hero Extraordinaire, has hatesex with both Othar Tryggvassen and Martellus von Blitzengaard.

Gil absolutely does not realize he’s knocked up until he’s out in the Wastelands with a squad of Wulfenbach Jaegers, at which point they alternate between giving him lots of Questionable Pregnancy & Childrearing Advice, and trying to stop him from doing too many sparky experiments on himself.

Anyone who asks who the father is just gets told “me, duh” and when someone finally sarcastically asks who the mother is Gil looks them dead in the eye and says “Tarvek”.

I feel like I need a dysphoria warning of some kind on this post but I don’t know how to word it fic ideas. If the kid has brown hair Gil can get away with claiming they were conceived through SCIENCE but if the kid has their bio dad’s hair that kind of ruins the plausible deniability plot twist the Skifandran genes show up and Gil’s kid has green hair Gil assumes this is due to his own sparky experiments while pregnant because if he assumes that then he doesn’t have to ask his dad awkward questions about his mom. Transman Gilgamesh Wulfenbach has been dealing with the Baron’s expectations for how a proper son AND a proper daughter should behave getting knocked up out of wedlock by someone you hate but find hot is not proper behavior Gil honestly considers just staying in the Wastelands fighting and dissecting monsters rather than go home (via mzminola)