im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
- broke high schooler
- broke college student
- freelance photographer
- high school teacher
- unpaid intern
- pizza delivery guy
- research assistant for doomed scientific project
- guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
- being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
I want a storyline where Stark is all like, I got you, kid, you can be rich, and Peter considers it because what kid who has struggled through poverty wouldn’t but then he sees some homeless woman digging through the trash behind a grocery store and someone calls the police on her and he’s just like,
I don’t know that i feel right about that, Mr. Stark
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