Okay, but. Can you imagine being a little village somewhere and the Lord Heterodyne and his Jäger horde descend on you. But they’re not raiding, they’re just on their way to raid somewhere else and you were in the way and they realised it was dinner time. So, since they’re not raiding, they just spread out to all the restaurants and bars and order dinner. Which they pay for.
I can totally imagine a terrified bartender trying to give away his beer for free to a bunch of Jägers.
*Jäger smiles with all his fangs*
“No vay. Dot vould be dishunurable. I got to pay de bill or defeat hyu in mortal combat.”
*Bartender looks like he’s being forced to jump down a cliff*
“…three silver coins please…”
*Jäger starts looking for change in his pockets*
*Bartender starts wondering if he’ll be savagely murdered because the guy doesn’t have enough money and his weird Mechanicsburg moral system demands it.*
“…make that one copper coin.”
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