Just imagine this: 2 Jagers having a kid together and then arguing about who contributed what to the kid’s looks, because both of them have completely forgotten what they looked like pre-Jagerification.

brawltogethernow:

Lololololololol

“Vell, HY vasn’t no readhead! …Hy tink.”
“Hyu betch hyu vas. Hyu effen still heff freckles, dey iz just maroon now!”
“Eh… Hy dunno.”
“My mama vas from vay out east, sveetie – iz not from me.”
“Ya, vell…she iz gettink hyu’s schtupid nose.”
”Hyu still haff de same nose!”

I can only think this would be a real discussion for like three seconds, then both parties would recognize its innate hilarity and bring it back up in public whenever possible.