human: alright we need to hack this door, do your thing
robot: i don’t know how to hack
human: seriously
robot: listen, AI just doesn’t work that way
human: okay well why don’t you go on the internet and download some hacking skills
robot: lmao oh yeah lemme just download the premium hacking skills right from the internet
robot: googling “hacking skills”
robot: i got like 80 youtube videos set to dubstep and a malware infested site advertising realistic boob mods for euro truck simulator 55
robot: want i should download those and hack the door, chief
human: no