Gryffindor: my house will be represented by a lion, a worldwide symbol for bravery

Hufflepuff: my house will be represented by a badger, which is representative of loyalty and security

Slytherin: my house will be represented by a snake, which is a symbol of cunning and deeply rooted in the heritage of students descended from my own noble line

Ravenclaw: my house will be represented by an eagle, not a raven, just to fuck with people