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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

Partial list of people Edward Elric attacked, roughly in order: Religious cult leader, owner of a mine town, a secret government research facility, leader of a petty street gang who happened to be an “invincible” homonoculus, a serial killer hunting state alchemists, minor royalty visiting from a foreign country, another state alchemist (Kimblee), his own military.