marauders70s:

neala-ernswa:

marinermo:

instant-oatmeal:

archibanfkimble:

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”

“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”

“Sir, why did Voldemort want to kill me?”
“There was some stupid prophecy made that you would defeat him. I do not believe in prophecies. He did and now he’s dead. Learn something from that.”

“I made this wand with my bare hands. People chasing the Elder Wand are cheap and useless at woodworking.”