marauders4evr:

You know, it’s too bad that there are people out there who never played any of the Harry Potter video games because there was a random subplot in the third game after Harry goes to the Hospital Wing (after the Dementors show up at the Quidditch match) and everyone honestly needs to know about it.

It starts off with Ron waking him up in the middle of the night:

So you get to go around Hogwarts in your awesome bathrobe:

And you spend all this time fighting Peeves and sneaking around and like an hour of playtime later, you finally, finally get to the Dungeons!

And what happens?

Ron just randomly pushes you into a hole that just so happens to be in the Dungeons because Hogwarts is a death trap.

Only it’s not Ron at all.

It’s…dun dun dun…

And Malfoy gives no reason, literally no reason, for why he did this. (He says “we’re even” but you didn’t do anything to him so ???).

And he gives no indicator of what his ultimate plan is.

Just…

Step 1.) Push Potter into hole.

Step 2.) ???

Step 3.) Profit (?)

In conclusion, these games were the best and it’s a shame that more people didn’t play them.

(And god, I remember back when these graphics were amazing high-tech improvements compared to the first two games. I mean, I guess they technically still are…)

Anyway, I know some of you played these wonderful games so reblog with your favorite random subplot. This is going to be hilarious (and nostalgic).