dirk gets mugged and instead of pulling out any of 15 swords he does as Alpha Dave taught him and manages to both tpose and dab at the same time, instantly erasing the mugger. on the other hand Jane gets mugged and she takes the mugger home and cooks them a meal. on the third hand roxy gets mugged and judo flips them so hard their body shatters the concrete. Jake, the instant the mugger goes to pull a weapon, has already shot it out of their hand, and donned a cowboy hat

banishedquasiroyal:

please jane would kill that motherfucker without hesitation! jane crocker is supposed to come off as soft and inviting but she’s a trained heiress who has dealt with multiple assassination attempts since infancy and what i’m saying is that she is literally cutthroat, ie if you fuck with jane, say goodbye to having regular non severed veins

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