lesbiangiogio:

rose’s alien baby is untapped comedic potential actually jackie keeps preparing for a slug and rose is at least 90% but not 100% sure that’s unlikely

it’s telepathic but only in the terribly annoying sense that it broadcasts whatever vegitales tunes it was listening too to the extended family

when alien baby is older it’s obvious they have a very skewed sense of time to the point rose is sure that they don’t perceive time like a Regular Human Child but unsure what to say about it so the baby keeps scrambling tenses and ominously predicting date and time of death

mickey: hey kid, what do you got there?

baby: a GUN

mickey: NO!!!!

rose “i am an excellent mother i feed this child a regular diet of potassium and space adventures” tyler and mickey “smug in the knowledge he’s the favorite” smith