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Once Lup and Barry are fully trained, Kravitz slips back into his old goofs that he pulled when he worked alone. Both liches are surprised, astounded and mildly impressed by the kind of shit he pulls.

First time they hear him use a shitty accent? Hysterics. They start doing this too. Soon Lup is talking in a horrible Jamaican accent and Barry won’t stop talking like a cowboy. One of the necromancers turned themselves in when Barry spat out an amalgamation of consonants and apostrophes as an entire sentence.

Then there’s the golems. Kravitz taught them how to make golems but he didn’t tell them that you can use anything. He once made one out of bread (don’t ask why it was in this dirty cave, or why its all Wonderbread in a shopping trolley). Lup and Barry now fight over stupid materials to use as golems.

Kravitz being super chill and acting like he has all of the power in any given situation and making deals and bets for the hell of it. Lup and Barry thought Kravitz was a rule follower? Hell no. They have witnessed Kravitz letting 10 necromancers off easy because they won at poker. The gang was once bound with unbreakable chains and Kravitz just fucking yells out in a vampire voice “now if you keep this up I’m gonna have to lengthen your sentence”.

Not even mentioning his dodgy ass tactics. This guy thinks that imitating a god and hoping for the best is a-okay, what other shit does he pull? Kravitz will, for no apparent reason, appear behind a necromancer full spooky skeleton mode to scare the shit out of him as an interrogation tactic. He has on multiple occasions asked Lup and Barry to start doing a cheesy dance so that he can deliver the killing blow from behind while they’re distracted. He once caught a necromancer by seducing him and offering to take him out to coffee at that moment but just teleported him into a cell in the Eternal Stockade.

Kravitz may be suave and smooth when he’s just chilling but he will give no shits when he’s reaping.