Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they’re using one of those “reconstructionist” ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn’t spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it’s not allowed to leave until it’s ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it’s going to have to teach them how to garden – whether they want to learn or not!
This sounds like an adorable slice of life anime that I would watch to soothe my anxiety.
Considering the all-encompassing responsibilities of early fertility spirits, it might also need to ensure the fecundity of their herds too. Possibly starting with local stray dogs and cats gravitating to their homes, followed by wild pigs and stray cattle and sheep migrating from distant farmland. And there may be difficulties of a more, ahem, PERSONAL nature as well, as the spirit tries to overcome modern birth control techniques to bring about a healthy new generation for the families of it’s summoners…
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