lawluheaven:

Luffy: You know the best part about being a captain?

Law: The power?

Luffy: No

Law: The control?

Luffy: No

Law: Then I got nothing.

Luffy: That’s it! Nothing! You don’t have to do anything! It’s a job you don’t have to work! It’s just something you can dump on someone else with no repercussions!

Law slightly horrified: H-how has your crew survive so long?