jake on queer eye
antoni, pouring a glass of water: pls drink this
tan: a leather jacket… over a hoodie… over a plaid shirt? what’s the inspiration behind this?
jake: bisexuality
jake: so my dad left when i was 7-
karamo, signing adoption papers: i am your father now
jake, already sobbing: not sure how my other gay black work dad will feel about this
bobby: so im gonna renovate ur house, really make the place organized
jake, sweating in adhd: uh not sure how long that will last
jonathan, putting away his razors in shock: wait what do you mean you physically can’t grow one?
holt, bursting through the doors in dramatic gay fashion: who is this ‘karamo brown’ and why are we involved in a custody battle?
OMGOSH. can you imagine Antoni asking Jake what he can cook and Jake just sorta doin that face and goin: Well there was that one time when I boiled an egg….
And antoni is just staring in complete and utter shock and he looks at amy, hopping that jakes kidding. And amys just nodding like ‘I was real proud of him’
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