gallusrostromegalus:

tempus-nexus:

tempus-nexus:

I find an odd sort of joy in expanding nicknames to their full length, except that it’s completely the wrong base name

I mean sure, there’s examples like Bobert and Barold. But have you considered:

Johnald

Trishany

Ralphaniel

Bartazar

I like to call this “Incorrect Longform” and it’s great.  For your consideration:

Geoffany

Christophannie

Jomas