what would happen if villain deku called tsukauchi dad. would he deny it or be like ‘did i stutter’

simkjrs:

option c: izuku accidentally calls tsukauchi ‘dad.’ tsukauchi stares. izuku loses balance for a sec before finding a way to save face by being like “did i fucking stutter???” and throwing it into everyone’s face so loudly and blatantly that everyone just thinks it’s a joke again. (it’s not) 

option d: 

“thanks, dad. … why is everyone staring at me?” 

“you just called tsukauchi-san ‘dad.’” 

“what? no i didn’t. i said, ‘thanks, man.’” 

“do you see me as a father figure, izuku?” 

“no. if anything, i see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.”