What does Villain!Izuku have on his social media account? I feel like he would take selfies of himself doing something like sitting in a popular hero’s desk at their company or obnoxious stuff like that. No one can every catch him doing it though

simkjrs:

izuku probably uses his social media account mainly for taking selfies of himself in places where he should not be. locked buildings. hero offices. museums. government buildings’ record rooms. the caption is usually something making fun of the design/layout/security of the place. the most popular of these include: 

• izuku holding a paintball gun, winking at the camera. officer tsukauchi in the background, with his back turned to the camera. want to see a magic trick, is the caption. the picture is quickly followed by a blurry picture of izuku trying to take a selfie of himself while running away from a paint-covered and angry-looking tsukuachi 
• another selfie: izuku is pressing one hand to his mouth to stifle his laughter. beneath him, through the opening of an air duct, is a picture of the pro hero deathgoro, pulling open a drawer to reveal a stash of chocolates/sweets. HE HAS A STASH!!! the caption says, THAT’S SO FUNNY!!! 
• a few minutes later izuku puts up a link to a crowdfunding site in order to “buy a chocolate for deathgoro.” 
• izuku, in a darkened office that has obviously been closed for the night. “now, i’ve come to understand that some people send fan mail to endeavor – but for some reason, endeavor rarely responds,” he says, pulling a batch of letters out of a recycling bin. “so i’ve taken it upon myself to answer these letters myself. – i have some fun, you get some answers, endeavor doesn’t talk to anyone – everyone wins! now let’s see… ‘dear endeavor, i really admire your battle skills’… etc etc etc…. ‘where did you learn how to fight?’” izuku sets the card down and folds his hands solemnly. “the truth is,” he says seriously, “endeavor is an alien. from outer space. his family was killed by shapeshifting monsters whom he’s dedicated his life to fighting. he has hunted the last of them here, to japan, and he’s very close to reaching his goal of avenging his family…which is why he doesn’t have time to pay attention to his family or make friends or answer these letters. i’m sure you understand. at any rate, if you would like to learn how to fight like endeavor, you could always try–”
      an orange light flares behind him. “what are you doing?” demands a furious endeavor.
      “oh shi–” the camera shakes, izuku is laughing shocked and hysterical as he takes off, and the camera goes black. 
• is he dead? someone comments. he managed to post the video. obviously not, someone else says. maybe it was posthumous. like, carried out in his will, someone else says, which sparks a long debate until izuku posts a selfie of himself hanging out in a cell in the police station – TOTALLY by choice, of course, and having nothing to do with him breaking into endeavor’s mail earlier. 
• and occasionally, it’s just something like a picture of the city from the top of the tallest skyscraper in the city, with the nighttime sky spread above. something quieter, and more peaceful, like maybe there is someone behind that bold celebrity persona who just wants… well, who knows what he really wants? 

misc. social media shenanigans: 

• izuku tagging heroes or law enforcement in his pictures 
• izuku poking fun at various high-profile individuals, which prompts some very strange but very fun dialogues 
• izuku vagueblogging about possible stunts he might pull in the future… 
• izuku vagueblogging about other high-profile heroes/villains/etc
• izuku avoiding any questions pertaining to himself whatsoever, and if he does answer them, only in a joking way. who is he, really 
• “whoops, almost left my phone unsecured. that sure would have been bad :eyes emoji: :eyes emoji: ”