team asuma shitty town au

fortnitekillua:

asuma is also a teacher at their high school!!! the whole asuma-dies thing w shikamaru in this au is that hidan vandalizes asumas ford fiesta with spray paint and shikamaru tries to kill him for it. sometimes it just be that way

shikamaru works at ikea with temari but all he does is sleep on the beds. he vapes but only the cotton candy flavor. he plays fortnite with naruto and choji. he and kiba get high together but not currently bc kibas mad at him for vaping. shikamaru is basically inos personal assistant bc she’s lost control of her life. sometimes he answers her phone for her and shows up to her house in the middle of the night to tell her to get her shit together.

choji and shikamaru r dating so jot that one down. choji naruto and kiba like to spam the group chat and shikamaru gets mad abt it. he has a butterfly backpack but that’s a given. he works at his parents restaurant and everyone tries to get him to give them discounts but he always says no. he only wears crocs. he shikamaru and kiba play minecraft together but don’t tell naruto abt it bc he sucks at it. he always eats chips specifically in asumas class and crinkles the bag bc he knows it annoys him and he thinks it’s funny.

ino works at a flower/gardening store. she has a huge crush on sakura for years that everybody but sakura knows about. she and sai are mlm/wlw solidarity and bond over crop tops and people who don’t know how to wear makeup. ino knows everything about everyone because she’s just always present. kind of like shisui but you actually see her coming and going. sakura always tries to talk to her about star wars and she doesn’t understand but pretends she does. ino leaves flowers for sakura at home depot when she’s working but sakura just thinks its a friend thing. major f