I had a weird dream with your villain deku last night. He was dressed in an emerald Victorian style dress and called himself Lady/Madame Green (his name has the word midori which is green in japanese)

simkjrs:

tsukauchi enters his office, thoughtfully. he opens the drawer and removes a small, solemn leather-bound book, placing it absently on the table. he reaches out and takes up a pen. “arrested deku today,” he writes. “reason for arrest: public disturbance. details: was unintentionally defacing a public park with a truck. truck supposed to be en route the local zoo. suspect that deku was not the cause behind this mistake, but instead stopped to help catch the escaped animals, resulting in the rambunctious tomfoolery that caught attention in the first place. – 

notes: deku unable to escape in his usual manner because he was wearing a green victorian-style dress. tripped over hem while hobbling away. unsure why he attempted to wrestle animals into submission in this attire. when asked, deku claimed he was not deku but instead ‘lady green,’ then requested some safety pins. – was en route to another stunt when he saw the truck? asked deku again about the dress. claimed it was fashion statement, then sank deep into thought. seems as though deku has no explanation for the dress either (a rare phenomenon) (the genuine lack of explanation, not the dress). life is a continual mystery.”