phantomrose96:

guys headcanon

All Might finds he can break through to Bakugou and be all…teacherly to him by offering the best skill he has to Bakugou: extensive knowledge of English swear words

Aizawa and All Might are sitting in the teachers’ lounge one day, Aizawa starts up the conversation like
Aizawa: “Bakugou-kun has been talking about you a lot in class… It’s strange. Usually he just talks about himself. What did you tell the kid”
All Might: “Hah! You know how I am! I’ve been instilling these children with a sense of justice and righteousness! It was only a matter of time until Young Bakugou warmed to my teachings.”
Aizawa: “Uh huh…on an unrelated note, Bakugou called Deku a “shit-eating fuck trumpet son of a herpes-ridden whore” yesterday. Direct quote. Yes English. Should I have a talk with Present Mic about the kids’ English lessons?“
All Might: -loudly sweating-
Aizawa: "Or should I cut the crap and tell you directly to stop teaching 15 year olds swears?”
All Might: -loud sweating intensifies-
Aizawa: “…”

Aizawa: “…”

Aizawa: “Stop teaching Bakugou-kun how to fucking swear"