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>be a community college student
>studying agriculture in order to bring back new skills to the family farm
>knows political shit is going down but wants to really focus on bringing together the community at the farmers market every weekend
>very proud of heirloom lettuce varieties
>accidentally get caught in a protest against the corrupt local government
>somehow become figurehead in fight against local government
>except now its the national government
>just wanna go back home and check on the lettuce, bro
>accidentally get sent out into a combat zone (long story)
>watch platoon die and become the sole survivor
>ptsd? ptsd
>get stranded in the middle of the desert for twenty years
>start making a life for yourself as a farmer
>get married have a few kids
>start to get back into some normalcy
>best friend from high school shows up and is like ‘wv???? what the fuck?????’
>turns out everyone in the usa thinks youre dead
>you are not dead
>take your family to the usa and go back to your family farm
>try to process everything and then somehow become the mayor of your hometown
>finally get your associates degree in agriculture, 30 years later